berry farm adventure

hey hey dog friends! i know it has been a long time since i blogged... my peepol were gone for three weeks and left me here with my new best friend denise, who gives me hot dogs and loves me forever. i will get to the bottom of why they were gone after i am done looking at the crazy huge pile of pictures they took. but for now let me tell you wut i did yesterday.

we all piled into my dog utility vehicle (yes! i reelly got to go!!) and went a long way to the berry farm. my back seat is so much more crowded with benjamin, his bigger-than-necessary seat, and all his accessories, so i hardly had a place to sit down. i kept trying to sneak into the front, but i got denied every time. geesh!


wen we got out of the car, we hopped into a trailer hooked to a tractor of death! and went for the scariest, bumpiest ride ever! i nearly jumped out of the wagon a few times but i got yanked back by my randy, who was doing a lot of unnecessary complaining: something about his fingers and my collar that i didn't understand.


then my peepol started filling buckets with berries. i tried to eat a few but those branches were too poky!

they were reelly giant berries!


my benjamin apparently has totally gotten over his fear of goats; he let them lick corn and goat food rite out of his hands! it was the most dangerous thing i had ever seen, but my peepol were completely unfazed and even told me to stop whining and yelling about it. gee whiz, peepol! who is going to protect you if not ivy?

the very worstest thing that happened at the berry farm was this picture. i think it needs no explaination:

now he's got control of my food??

hey hey dog friends! you wouldn't believe what my benjamin is doing these days... he is one and a half in people years and he is busy taking over more and more of my house. now it seems he is responsible for the most important task of all... putting my dog food in my bowl!

the first tomato!

the first tomato of the season has popped up in my garden! i can't wait until all the tomato plants are covered in bright red sweetness!

can't get a lick in!

nhey hey dog friends! sorry i haf been neglecting my dog blog for so long. it is hard to find time to write in this anymore.

so the other day my ben got to try a new treat:

he usually shares stuff wif me, but this time he ate it all himself.
nnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
that wuz ben helping me type.

easter dinner

me and my ben, enjoying our easter dinner. Mmmm!

wonderfulness

sometimes, hafing a baby brother is a reelly good thing.

my launch pad is finished!

after a long time of being almost done, all the final stones are now in the ground and my anti-skwerrel launching pad is finally complete! here i am about to be either attacked or hugged by my benjamin.


hey hey! don't run over ivy!


for some reason, my peepol are all excited lately about hiding eggs in the grass.

i tried to point out that i put things in the grass for my peepol to pick up all year 'round but of course nobody ever listens to ivy.

Ben figures out how to use a spoon

wenever i hear that little 'uh-oh' i come running!